Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Children Talking About the Ocean

My friend Quilly pointed out that 6 and 7 year olds don't write this well. She is so right and I should have remembered, because my grandson is 6....nearly 7.
1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6)

2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

3) - If you are surrounded by ocean you are an
Island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne, age 7)

4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)

5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy, age 8)

6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)

7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7)

8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)

9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my b ig sister has just gotten pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)

10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher, age 7)

11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age 8)

13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast . She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)


14)-The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)

15)-My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7)




So now you know all there is to know about how the ocean operates. My grandson is coming today, so I'll see you in a day or so.

4 comments:

  1. They're funny, but I don't know many first or second graders who can write that well. Say it, yes. Write it, no.

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  2. Hello from Kentucky! I thought these things children say are so cute. I was blog hopping and stopped to read yours. I enjoyed my visit and all the black objects you have posted, also. Come visit me "Living on the Other Side of the Hill" sometime. Just click on my name in blue at the top of the comment. Enjoy your grandchild. I have mine this weekend and can't wait!

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  3. These ARE funny - I've seen them before! But I certainly agree with Quilly!

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