FIREMAN SEX
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and
told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at
the fire station:
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
'From now on
when I say BELL 1'
I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2
I want you to
jump in bed.
And when I say
BELL 3
We are going to make love all night.
' The next night he came home from work and yelled
' BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled 'BELL 2!',
the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled 'BELL 3!',
they began making love.
After a few minutes the
wife yelled 'BELL 4!'
'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband?
'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied
'YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!!!!!'
We are not human beings on a spiritual journey. We are spiritual beings on a human journey. Happy Sunday.
I bet she just effectively put out his fire, too!
ReplyDeleteQuilly,
ReplyDeleteMy guess is he had already taken care of that by tellin her what to do.
This is hilarious. I loved it.
ReplyDeleteHaha- I was about to write what Quilly already wrote, but Amber you're reply to Quilly is astute.
ReplyDeleteQuite a different take than "riding HIS pole" :)