Friday, February 17, 2012

Jeff Foxworthy on Texas

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas

If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas;

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas;

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas ;

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas ;

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas ;

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas ;

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas ;

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas ;

If you find 60 degrees a little chilly, you may live in Texas ;

If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with all your Texas friends, you definitely live in Texas .





7 comments:

  1. I love Jeff. A lot of those apply to Floridians as well. I recognized several.

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  2. I think every state has one or two. :)

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  3. I lived in Texas a long time and fortunately never hit a deer, but we have the same problem here IN TOWN, plus a few black bears and a couger (now dead).

    And some of those Texas things I did and still do. some I never did. Must of missed a lot of fun!!!!

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  4. I don't live in Texas..but California sure runs a close second on such things.
    In California we see a lot of blue jeans, heavy UGGs boots and a warm hat and a short filmy sleeveless top..???

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